In Elementary, boogers are the grossest things in the world, but somehow funny. I provide you now with a little game. I learned about it when listening to a CD my father was playing. English Majors was the title. The person speaking on the CD at the time said that, in fourth grade, he would take a movie title and replace one word with the word "booger" or "boogers," just to get a laugh from his classmates. This can transfer into a fun car game for long trips or just something to do when you are bored. Here's what I came up with.
Black Boogers (Black Books)
Sky Captain and the Booger of Tomorrow (Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow)
Mountains of Boogers (Mountains of the Moon)
The Secret Life of Boogers (The Secret Life of Bees)
Lonesome Booger (Lonesome Dove)
Booger Grit (True Grit)
O Booger, Where Art Thou? (O Brother Where Art Thou?)
The Booger Princess (The Little Princess)
Finding Boogers (Finding Nemo)
Booger Boy (Steam Boy)
The Dark Booger (The Dark Crystal)
Where the Wild Boogers Are (Where the Wild Things Are)
Kung Fu Booger (Kung Fu Panda)
Pale Booger (Pale Rider)
A Midsummer Night's Booger (A Midsummer Night's Dream)
The Merchant of Boogers (The Merchant of Venice)
Love's Boogers Lost (Love's Labors Lost)
As You Like Boogers (As You Like It)
Rikki-Tikki-Booger (Rikki-Tikki-Tavi)
Little Shop of Boogers (Little Shop of Horrors)
The Remains of the Booger (The Remains of the Day)
The Perfect Booger (The Perfect Score)
A Booger with a View (A Room with a View)
A Room with a Booger (A Room with a View)
Phantom of the Booger (Phantom of the Opera)
Second Hand Boogers (Second Hand Lions)
This isn't a game for just movie titles though. It works just as well with books. If you look at someone's bookshelf and burst into giggles because you did this to their books in your head, people might start thinking you're crazy, unless you explain.
Fellowship of the Booger (Fellowship of the Ring by J.R.R. Tolkien)
The Wizard of Boogers (The Wizard of Oz by L. Frank Baum)
What-the-Booger (What-the-Dickens by Gregory Maguire)
Here There Be Boogers (Here There Be Dragons by James A. Owen)
Booger Rider (Dragon Rider by Cornelia Funke)
The Screwtape Boogers (The Screwtape Letters by C.S. Lewis)
The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Boogers (The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents by Terry Pratchett)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Booger (Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone by J. K. Rowling)
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Boogers (Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets by J. K. Rowling)
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Boogers (Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban by J. K. Rowling)
Harry Potter and the Booger of the Phoenix (Harry Potter and the Booger of the Phoenix by J. K. Rowling)
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Boogers (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire by J. K. Rowling)
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Booger (Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince by J. K. Rowling)
Harry Potter and the Deathly Booger (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows by J. K. Rowling)
Booger Like This, Cat (It's Like This, Cat by Emily Neville)
The Tales of Booger-the-Pooh (The Tales of Winnie-the-Pooh by Ernest H. Shepherd)
The Hunger Boogers (The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins)
The Booger Games (The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins)
Catching Boogers (Catching Fire by Suzanne Collins)
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